blackcollarcitizen:

You might be too gothic if you sprint from shaded area to shaded area because you can still feel your skin itching and baking beneath your thick layer of sunscreen and clothing. 

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ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

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Yesterday: horny

Today: horny

Tomorrow: horny

Next week: horny

Next month: horny

Apocalypse: horny